They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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