how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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