Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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