Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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