Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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