gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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