Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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