Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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