god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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