His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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