Say something about gay babies.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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