There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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