i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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