you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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