just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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