So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
