I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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