Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I cockslap morals
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
