You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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