great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I want to fling myself into the sun
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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