capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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