Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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