so explain again why im purple
no
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
