Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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