dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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