You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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