Don't you send me to vm
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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