i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Houston, we have a squirter
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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