If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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