How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I'm really busy with my period
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