Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We are all done wearing pants today
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I had to cum in my sink.
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