In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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