seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
sex on a bike is impossible
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