yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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