We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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