She's JV to your varsity
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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