is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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