As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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