Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
