Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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