I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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