FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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