i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I would ride that face into the sunset
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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