You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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