Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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