Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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