i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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