You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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