He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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