Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
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I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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