Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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