walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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