Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
Randomize
